WHAT IS IT WITH CATS ANYWAY?
LITTLE PESTICLES THEY ARE!
I MEAN, I DON'T GO IN AND BOTHER THEM WHEN THEY'RE TAKING A DUMP, BUT THEY INSIST ON WATCHING ME WHEN I'M TAKING A DUMP, AND EVEN EXPECT ME TO PET THEM WHILE I'M SITTING THERE TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON THE PROCESS!
I'M BUSY, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT, YOU DAMNED FURBALL!
GO SHED ON SOMEONE ELSE UNTIL I'M DONE! GEEZ OH MAN!
