This post is strictly for educational purposes only…
Ok, so over the years I've been told various things by a lot of people about the ways my mind works.
“You're really disturbed”, “You have a sick mind”, “You need psycho-therapy” and I'd just be looking at them like….
So, where was I?
Oh yeah! My mind! For a while I thought the problem was with me until I realized well, it's y'all and not me.
I recently realized, “hey! I have a multi-faceted treasure box here”. At least that's what my mom tells me 😔 She's so sweet! I love her to bits. 😄
Sorry for digressing.
So yes, I decided to utilize this mine of mine.
In reality though, just a few interesting things happen in my life.😔
Guess it's the downside of having an overactive imagination; the greater part of my life exists in my head.😔
At first, you probably won't guess this about me ‘cos dahm, if you see/hear me giving relationship advice to my boys, you'll be like:
All hail, vlaad the Impailer…
So yeah, I tend to overly indulge in fantasies of grandeur and then I thought, “why keep this all to yourself when there's a world of folks out there that need a taste of this amazing existence”
Pst! Here’s your opportunity to run while you still can...
Remember when I said this post was purely educational, well…
Enough with the prelude.
Brace yourself for this wonderful, * coughs * amazing, * if I hear! * journey you're about to embark upon…
I’d love to limit the scope of these posts to my years in the higher institution; The University of Port Harcourt #UniqueUniport cos c’mon, let’s face it, y’all couldn’t handle all the outrageous stuff I’ve gone through in this awesome life of mine.😉😌
PS: New posts will be made on Tuesdays by 19:00 GMT. Stay tuned.
PPS: Spoiler Alert.
Expectation: An impeccable series of posts by a J.R.R Tolkein-esque writer.
Reality: The farthest you could ever possibly get from that.
Don't say I didn't warn you...