1. Buy BTC and print it out on paper, insert into pockets
2. Dig a hole about 2 feet less deep than you are tall
3. Shave head and apply green paint to entire head
4. Affix small yellow cape to back of head
5. Insert self into hole and fill in space with dirt, it may help for a friend give you a hand!
6. Slowly rise and fall as much as you can while buried in the ground
7. Shout "TO THE MOON!" repeatedly