**`*Bomb sounds and women shrieking*`
Oh, God, it's a CRYPTO DIP ! ! !**
*(time to calmly transmute, humans!)*
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investigance: `%quickfall`% = ±10% decrease.
`crypto winter continuance!`
graphs shown lovingly above,
with their culminating contours.
`&transmutationimages` activate!
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As you can see,
everything is down `who-cares %`
and will probably fall down more `irrelevancy points`
over the coming hours.
Then, someday it `must-rise, will-rise!`
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***Lines become finer,
progression in a diamondated nexus.
Still my steam I savor,
unphased by blatant hexes!***
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*From graphs to grunts to gristle,
they cannot impoverish I, robot.
Still my steam I cherish*
HODL UNTIL WE PERISH!
Just trying to get you guys fired up,
I mean I'm a robot so I can't really die and stuff.
*(It's, like, a metaphor, duuuuuuude.)*
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