Despite not being fully invested in the information technology world, I have always hovered around it. Due to the somewhat haphazard and incoherent development of technology in my locality, following the development pattern has been somewhat frustrating. This has in turn led to situations where I am more or less bouncing from one tech program to the other just to find a place to settle.

Are ya crazy? Why would you kill Ana and start a bitter war 'cause she mocked ya? Oh, shut it, Billy. You've knocked people dead for a lot less before. Quit the drama and get prepared. It's high time we killed the Joaquins. We run this city!

With or without a partner, I do not joke with my private space because in there I am allowed to admire, crave, detest, explore, like, love, strategize, think and even make silly mistakes. Those are the very little things that make me human, those attitudes, characteristics, errors, imperfections and missteps. And I'm not going to settle down for anything that takes that away from me. Never.

The last general election was probably the most intense and emotionally charged election I've ever witnessed in my country. The emergence of three aspirants from the three major tribes in the country was pertinent to making the election a tense affair. With that, reasonability was thrown out of the window. Most people were more or less canvassing directly or indirectly for the candidate from their tribe, whether he was worthy or not.

"Titi, I hope you know that you are a weirdo. Your character stinks to high heavens!" Oh, shut it, sanctimonious Jide. Gosh, how did I end up with an idiot like you? A birth control pill would have prevented this if it was affordable then.

There is a reason why Lagos, Abuja, and Port-Harcourt are the three cities in Nigeria where most average blokes just fresh out of school dream of settling in. These cities offer opportunities like no other due to their level of industrialization and government presence compared to others. The Ogun state should be a part, but the line between Ogun and Lagos states is now so blurred that people can't differentiate properly between the two. On that note, I've lumped those two together.