johnthefelon(25)•in #blog•2693 days agoYour First Bookstore Reading - Comedy Open Mic Round 29Your First Bookstore Reading It took you four years to cobble together enough half-hour time intervals to complete a two hundred fifty page novel. You painstaki...94329$6.45johnthefelon(25)•in blog•2693 days agoYour First Bookstore Reading - Comedy Open Mic Round 29Your First Bookstore Reading It took you four years to cobble together enough half-hour time intervals to complete a two hundred fifty page novel. You painstaki...94329$6.45
johnthefelon(25)•in #writing•2699 days agoAmerican Zeroes - Chapter 7Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Ches...232$0.10johnthefelon(25)•in writing•2699 days agoAmerican Zeroes - Chapter 7Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Ches...232$0.10
johnthefelon(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2701 days agoANXIETY (original song) - Comedy Open Mic Round 28This is an original song called Anxiety which is part of a musical I'm writing called Massterpiece (the extra "s" is for salvation). Synopsis Each year, the sma...2106$1.62johnthefelon(25)•in comedyopenmic•2701 days agoANXIETY (original song) - Comedy Open Mic Round 28This is an original song called Anxiety which is part of a musical I'm writing called Massterpiece (the extra "s" is for salvation). Synopsis Each year, the sma...2106$1.62
johnthefelon(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2701 days agoTHE GORILLA SERIES - Comedy Open Mic Round 28THE GORILLA SERIES PART 1: LATE FOR WORK Characters JACK GORILLA 1 GORILLA 2 COWORKER 1 (CW1) COWORKER 2 (CW2) > (Morning. Jack gets ready for work. The doorbel...401$0.66johnthefelon(25)•in comedyopenmic•2701 days agoTHE GORILLA SERIES - Comedy Open Mic Round 28THE GORILLA SERIES PART 1: LATE FOR WORK Characters JACK GORILLA 1 GORILLA 2 COWORKER 1 (CW1) COWORKER 2 (CW2) > (Morning. Jack gets ready for work. The doorbel...401$0.66
johnthefelon(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2710 days agoPudding, Anyone? - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a true story. Where I used to live, there were two sets of neighbors who jointly threw a big Labor Day party each year. One year, there were more people...1395$0.87johnthefelon(25)•in comedyopenmic•2710 days agoPudding, Anyone? - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a true story. Where I used to live, there were two sets of neighbors who jointly threw a big Labor Day party each year. One year, there were more people...1395$0.87
johnthefelon(25)•in #blog•2712 days agoFunny Story About PantiesAbout a month ago, my girlfriend pulled panties out of my drawer, held them up, and asked, "Whose are these?" There is an innate response mechanism for this sit...70$0.01johnthefelon(25)•in blog•2712 days agoFunny Story About PantiesAbout a month ago, my girlfriend pulled panties out of my drawer, held them up, and asked, "Whose are these?" There is an innate response mechanism for this sit...70$0.01
johnthefelon(25)•in #blog•2712 days agoHe's Dead, Jim...130$0.02johnthefelon(25)•in blog•2712 days agoHe's Dead, Jim...130$0.02
johnthefelon(25)•in #poetry•2713 days agoIrreversibleIrreversible I've lived in fear Of the irreversible The actions that can't be undone The mixing of things Like blood, like lives The nature of things Like when ...63$0.01johnthefelon(25)•in poetry•2713 days agoIrreversibleIrreversible I've lived in fear Of the irreversible The actions that can't be undone The mixing of things Like blood, like lives The nature of things Like when ...63$0.01
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2717 days agoThe Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 26Welcome to the 26th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...13536$1.58comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2717 days agoThe Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 26Welcome to the 26th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...13536$1.58
johnthefelon(25)•in #blog•2713 days agoThe Lazy Man Special - SalmonI really didn't want to cook tonight, but I wanted to eat salmon. So, I did what I usually do and went to the grocery store to buy one item. I bought one half-p...120$0.01johnthefelon(25)•in blog•2713 days agoThe Lazy Man Special - SalmonI really didn't want to cook tonight, but I wanted to eat salmon. So, I did what I usually do and went to the grocery store to buy one item. I bought one half-p...120$0.01
johnthefelon(25)•in #writing•2714 days agoAmerican Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 2Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Ches...61$0.01johnthefelon(25)•in writing•2714 days agoAmerican Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 2Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Ches...61$0.01
johnthefelon(25)•in #blog•2714 days agoIs That All There Is?Hello Steemians (and my loyal followers especially), I have concluded a wonderful, week-long stay-cation, and it flew by faster than expected which I fully expe...52$0.01johnthefelon(25)•in blog•2714 days agoIs That All There Is?Hello Steemians (and my loyal followers especially), I have concluded a wonderful, week-long stay-cation, and it flew by faster than expected which I fully expe...52$0.01
johnthefelon(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2717 days agoHOLD THE FAVA BEANS - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a comedy sketch that was never performed because my comedy troupe refused. I wrote it during the found-footage craze that coincided with a disturbing st...20414$1.43johnthefelon(25)•in comedyopenmic•2717 days agoHOLD THE FAVA BEANS - ComedyOpenMic Round 26This is a comedy sketch that was never performed because my comedy troupe refused. I wrote it during the found-footage craze that coincided with a disturbing st...20414$1.43
johnthefelon(25)•in #funny•2718 days agoFarewell My Concubine Who Never Even Gave Me a Handy, by Fergus BalfourThis is Fergus Balfour, and I'm feeling nostalgic. I get this way sometimes when I drink too much and pass out upsidedown. I was on Facebook the other day and s...90$0.01johnthefelon(25)•in funny•2718 days agoFarewell My Concubine Who Never Even Gave Me a Handy, by Fergus BalfourThis is Fergus Balfour, and I'm feeling nostalgic. I get this way sometimes when I drink too much and pass out upsidedown. I was on Facebook the other day and s...90$0.01
luzcypher(25)•in #openmic•2721 days agoSteemit Open Mic Week 97 - Record Your Performance And Win Steem - Sponsored By @pfunk And @luzcypherSteemit Open Mic is an online, live music venue to give musicians a chance to share their music with the Steemit community and get their music heard. It is grow...237121$4.20luzcypher(25)•in openmic•2721 days agoSteemit Open Mic Week 97 - Record Your Performance And Win Steem - Sponsored By @pfunk And @luzcypherSteemit Open Mic is an online, live music venue to give musicians a chance to share their music with the Steemit community and get their music heard. It is grow...237121$4.20
johnthefelon(25)•in #writing•2721 days agoPrologue: Traffic Girl Wars: TWB First Chapter Challenge EntryHello, everyone, and thank you for holding this competition. My entry is the prologue of a novel I am writing called Traffic Girl Wars (I know this is a first c...80$0.02johnthefelon(25)•in writing•2721 days agoPrologue: Traffic Girl Wars: TWB First Chapter Challenge EntryHello, everyone, and thank you for holding this competition. My entry is the prologue of a novel I am writing called Traffic Girl Wars (I know this is a first c...80$0.02
johnthefelon(25)•in #openmic•2721 days agoSteemit Open Mic Week 97 - (original song) - Things As They Ought To BeI hope you enjoy this original song. Maybe you can relate to it. Lyrics Don't live your life for me Don't live your life for me I'm not responsible So irrespons...78020$7.07johnthefelon(25)•in openmic•2721 days agoSteemit Open Mic Week 97 - (original song) - Things As They Ought To BeI hope you enjoy this original song. Maybe you can relate to it. Lyrics Don't live your life for me Don't live your life for me I'm not responsible So irrespons...78020$7.07
johnthefelon(25)•in #writing•2722 days agoAmerican Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 1- ComedyOpenMic Round 25Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Ches...207$0.44johnthefelon(25)•in writing•2722 days agoAmerican Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 1- ComedyOpenMic Round 25Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Ches...207$0.44
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2724 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 25Welcome to the 25th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...14640$5.29comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2724 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 25Welcome to the 25th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...14640$5.29
johnthefelon(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2723 days ago@HODGETWINS BITCOIN VIDEO INTROS - ComedyOpenMic Round 25I can't stop watching @hodgetwins videos. Here is a compilation of my favorite bitcoin video intros. I nominate @hodgetwins and @tenhanger....133$0.44johnthefelon(25)•in comedyopenmic•2723 days ago@HODGETWINS BITCOIN VIDEO INTROS - ComedyOpenMic Round 25I can't stop watching @hodgetwins videos. Here is a compilation of my favorite bitcoin video intros. I nominate @hodgetwins and @tenhanger....133$0.44
