groovatti(25)•in #cryptocurrency•2002 days agoCloudy with a Chance of Sh*t CoinsAfter spending a year or so researching cryptocurrencies, I've come up with a simple illustrative story to help newbies better understand these relatively new f...49$0.00groovatti(25)•in cryptocurrency•2002 days agoCloudy with a Chance of Sh*t CoinsAfter spending a year or so researching cryptocurrencies, I've come up with a simple illustrative story to help newbies better understand these relatively new f...49$0.00
groovatti(25)•in #dtube•2312 days agoThe Big Wow: A Psychonaut's Amazing DMT Journeyhttps://steemit.com/travel/@groovatti/the-big-wow-a-psychonaut-s-amazing-dmt-journey-comedyopenmic-round-27 ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS...50$0.02groovatti(25) •in dtube•2312 days agoThe Big Wow: A Psychonaut's Amazing DMT Journeyhttps://steemit.com/travel/@groovatti/the-big-wow-a-psychonaut-s-amazing-dmt-journey-comedyopenmic-round-27 ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS...50$0.02
groovatti(25)•in #funny•2434 days agoHow to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the petshttps://media.giphy.com/media/6S2k8NZuXyXqE/giphy-downsized-large.gif Are you one of those sick fucks who just let’s your farts come out willy-nilly? Don’t care...603$0.10groovatti(25)•in funny•2434 days agoHow to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the petshttps://media.giphy.com/media/6S2k8NZuXyXqE/giphy-downsized-large.gif Are you one of those sick fucks who just let’s your farts come out willy-nilly? Don’t care...603$0.10
groovatti(25)•in #health•2471 days agoFiery Hemorrhoid Remedyhttps://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTJTo7hn9HSbzkHzkQBALMeN1KcnpjZp1fyJW2C6t19QA/fieryhemorrhoidremedygroovatti.jpg Has your asspipe ever been in so much pain that...72$0.03groovatti(25)•in health•2471 days agoFiery Hemorrhoid Remedyhttps://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTJTo7hn9HSbzkHzkQBALMeN1KcnpjZp1fyJW2C6t19QA/fieryhemorrhoidremedygroovatti.jpg Has your asspipe ever been in so much pain that...72$0.03
groovatti(25)•in #aprilfools•2482 days agoFacebook to buy IBM in massive stock swap valued at over $100 Billion USD (Spoof)Source Menlo Park, CALIFORNIA (April 1st, 2019): Facebook, the undisputed social media king, today announced that it plans to buy IBM, a global technology power...163$0.04groovatti(25)•in aprilfools•2482 days agoFacebook to buy IBM in massive stock swap valued at over $100 Billion USD (Spoof)Source Menlo Park, CALIFORNIA (April 1st, 2019): Facebook, the undisputed social media king, today announced that it plans to buy IBM, a global technology power...163$0.04
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2701 days agoComedy Open Mic - Round 27 - Winners' postWe're continuing with the new format. Let us know if you like it. Firstly, please look at our logo: [](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUNYd5oYAkVipLc3VPCq4hiCz...18115$1.67comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2701 days agoComedy Open Mic - Round 27 - Winners' postWe're continuing with the new format. Let us know if you like it. Firstly, please look at our logo: [](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUNYd5oYAkVipLc3VPCq4hiCz...18115$1.67
trufflepig(25)•in #steemit•2706 days agoToday's Truffle Picks: Quality Steemit Posts that deserve more Rewards and Attention! (19.08.2018)Daily Truffle Picks It's time for another round of truffles I found digging in the streams of this beautiful platform! For those of you who do not know me: My n...171$0.07trufflepig(25)•in steemit•2706 days agoToday's Truffle Picks: Quality Steemit Posts that deserve more Rewards and Attention! (19.08.2018)Daily Truffle Picks It's time for another round of truffles I found digging in the streams of this beautiful platform! For those of you who do not know me: My n...171$0.07
groovatti(25)•in #travel•2707 days agoThe Big Wow: A Psychonaut’s Amazing DMT Journey (ComedyOpenMic Round 27)https://media.giphy.com/media/l4pT43ubDEdC8HZyE/giphy.gif Source >That trip was insanely wowwer than wow, it was the Big Wow! And I mean BIG! Mind-blowingly BIG...69032$9.34groovatti(25)•in travel•2707 days agoThe Big Wow: A Psychonaut’s Amazing DMT Journey (ComedyOpenMic Round 27)https://media.giphy.com/media/l4pT43ubDEdC8HZyE/giphy.gif Source >That trip was insanely wowwer than wow, it was the Big Wow! And I mean BIG! Mind-blowingly BIG...69032$9.34
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2708 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 27Welcome to the 27th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...14325$4.35comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2708 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 27Welcome to the 27th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...14325$4.35
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2722 days agoComedy Open Mic - Round 24 - Winners' postWe're continuing with the new format. Let us know if you like it. Firstly, please look at our logo: https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvf...9217$1.12comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2722 days agoComedy Open Mic - Round 24 - Winners' postWe're continuing with the new format. Let us know if you like it. Firstly, please look at our logo: https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvf...9217$1.12
groovatti(25)•in #blog•2726 days agoHey is NOT for Horses (ComedyOpenMic Round 24 Entry)Source Have you ever been called a jackass for using the word "hey"? “Hay is for horses,” they say. Then they get mean and ornery and say, "Aren't you glad you'...2520$0.48groovatti(25)•in blog•2726 days agoHey is NOT for Horses (ComedyOpenMic Round 24 Entry)Source Have you ever been called a jackass for using the word "hey"? “Hay is for horses,” they say. Then they get mean and ornery and say, "Aren't you glad you'...2520$0.48
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2735 days agoComedy Open Mic - Round 22 - Winners' postEvery week, being a judge gets harder and harder as the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. So if you see a barrel (yes that's the c...11849$6.45comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2735 days agoComedy Open Mic - Round 22 - Winners' postEvery week, being a judge gets harder and harder as the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. So if you see a barrel (yes that's the c...11849$6.45
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2744 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 22Welcome to the 22nd week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...13352$9.27comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2744 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 22Welcome to the 22nd week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...13352$9.27
groovatti(25)•in #funny•2740 days agoSperm Banks and Vasectomies (@ComedyOpenMic Round 22 Entry)Source Sperm banks and vasectomies are two things that I typically avoid talking about: Simply because I never want to have the latter and the former seems cree...23531$3.24groovatti(25)•in funny•2740 days agoSperm Banks and Vasectomies (@ComedyOpenMic Round 22 Entry)Source Sperm banks and vasectomies are two things that I typically avoid talking about: Simply because I never want to have the latter and the former seems cree...23531$3.24
groovatti(25)•in #funny•2760 days agoThe Squeaky Wheel (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 19 Entry)Source Hey, have you heard this: The squeaky wheel gets all the grease? Ain’t that the god’s honest truth! The squeaky wheel gets all the attention, don’t it! L...2611$0.34groovatti(25)•in funny•2760 days agoThe Squeaky Wheel (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 19 Entry)Source Hey, have you heard this: The squeaky wheel gets all the grease? Ain’t that the god’s honest truth! The squeaky wheel gets all the attention, don’t it! L...2611$0.34
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2765 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 19Welcome to the 19th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...11336$5.98comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2765 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 19Welcome to the 19th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here https://steemitimages.com/DQmXitsGZR1phB7qyDUdkR35VZRrScSPvfa...11336$5.98
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2779 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 17Welcome to the 17th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Credit goes to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us Rul...13255$3.86comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2779 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 17Welcome to the 17th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Credit goes to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us Rul...13255$3.86
groovatti(25)•in #funny•2775 days agoUFO No-Go (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 17 Entry)Source >“I brought this pistol because you never know about these aliens: You don’t know if they want to fuck you, fight you or fillet you!” “We interrupt this ...1177$1.63groovatti(25)•in funny•2775 days agoUFO No-Go (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 17 Entry)Source >“I brought this pistol because you never know about these aliens: You don’t know if they want to fuck you, fight you or fillet you!” “We interrupt this ...1177$1.63
comedyopenmic(25)•in #comedyopenmic•2792 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 14 - Winners PostEvery week, being a judge gets harder and harder, the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. In fact, this week, a mud fight almost bro...7378$4.31comedyopenmic(25)•in comedyopenmic•2792 days agoComedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 14 - Winners PostEvery week, being a judge gets harder and harder, the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. In fact, this week, a mud fight almost bro...7378$4.31
groovatti(25)•in #funny•2799 days agoCat Apology (ComedyOpenMic Round 14 Entry)>We had been together for five years, through thick and thin, and I knew he was pissed off, rightfully so. I had to apologize to my cat the other day. It’s a lo...54944$20.56groovatti(25)•in funny•2799 days agoCat Apology (ComedyOpenMic Round 14 Entry)>We had been together for five years, through thick and thin, and I knew he was pissed off, rightfully so. I had to apologize to my cat the other day. It’s a lo...54944$20.56
