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Secret Santa Silver

I get it. Santa said I was on the naughty list this year. I didn't believe him. That note wasn't true, was it? Me. Naughty? Never. But he was serious. As I dug ...

😝National Pass Gas Day! / ¡Día Nacional del Gas de Paso! 😎

National Colon Gas Day is celebrated on January 7th and is probably one of the smelliest days on the calendar. On this day, people may not be encouraged to pass...

FJ Bangs a 69 while aiming for a 96

Get your mind out of the gutter. It's my Birthday Today I don't know about you but it's been a crazy year for me. Ever since I saw The Orange Jesus posing for a...

Mouthgasm? Oralgasm?🤤

I'm seriously not sure what word should be used to describe the way my mouth felt and tongue wept at the taste of something on my plate. Read on and you'll disc...

2026

because I can So Can WE Vote WittyIs Voting WITNESSES difficult? Let me do it for you! Set Witty as your --->PROXY VOTER! [...

Christmas Nails🎄

| -|- Just flashing my pretty nails so you all can be jealous I got in house manicurists 😋. They are getting better. They got some kits and supplies for Christ...

🎄From Ours, To Yours⛄

because I can So Can WE Vote WittyIs Voting WITNESSES difficult? Let me do it for you! Set Witty as your --->PROXY VOTER! [...

🎄Cooooookies!🍪

| -|- | -|- Merry Christmas and Happy all the days to you and yours! Around this home, we have several traditional things we like to do for the holidays. One of...

Bragging Rights

This little warrior princess has had a heck of year. She has conquered many a great thing and I can't say enough about her performance. This one right here, is ...

Gotta Love Caturday 😻

I almost want to put the original photo in here too before I mutilated it with my not so professional attempt at editing. 😂 Ya, no, this is an edit and it made...

😝Festival of Unspeakable Thoughts! / ¡Festival de Pensamientos Inmencionables ! 😎

It's not uncommon to have thoughts that are too embarrassing or unpleasant to share. Humans have very vivid imaginations, and from time to time, we tend to have...

😝Human Rights Day! / ¡Día de los Derechos Humanos! 😎

It was on December 10, 1948, that the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was proclaimed by the United Nations General Assembly in response to the horrors of ...

Dowutnow? 6️⃣7️⃣

Dictionary.com's Word of the Year If you pay attention to things like that. Maybe they were just trying to get more attention than Oxford or Webster, who knows?...

It's a Mindset 🥷

If you look closely at the picture, you'll see my aptly named Warrior Princess, @khaldeesi, in there with a big ol' smile on her face. This was her first year w...

Someone Steal This Idea: SwarmShare

Image prompted from @peakd's AI image generator I'm always trying to come up with ideas for things that could improve Hive. One of the concepts that I always tr...

Visiting the christmas show at the nursery

Today i went out with my wife ,daughter and grand daughter to visit a Christmas decoration show in Leusden. The exact location is : https://maps.app.goo.gl/eUfc...

The Podiatrist Saga. Can't make this Crap Up part 1

Image created using ideogram This post is not medical advice. I am also being vague, for legal reasons. Theres a new specialty of law in my state which is failu...

😝December 4, 1786 / ¡4 de diciembre de 1786! 😎

[](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:SantaBarbaraTower%2815703275040%29.jpg) "Santa Barbara Mission" 🏫 On December 4, 1786, Mission Santa Barbara was fou...

Today is Hug Day / Hoy es el día del abrazo!

December 3rd not only invites us to recognize the power of our arms, but also gives us the perfect reason to use them in their noblest function. "Let's Hug Day"...

Turkey Stunting🦃

While I deal with young adults and teenagers, grown ass humans and furry whiny babies, I find time to take pictures of food. Food is good. It makes yummy the tu...