I should preface this by saying that the mum in question is a Scientist.
My daughter was being dropped off by a friend's mum yesterday, and her daughter said:-
"oh no i have to go home to bugs all over my room"
I sort of looked at the mum, and she said
'Well we had some Ants in the kitchen the other day so I called the "pest people" and they poisoned the Ant's, but then a bunch of dead ones ended up my daughters floor.......so i guess you could now say that my daughters room is full of:-
''
ANTI-BODIES !
(rolls around on floor laughing)
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