I have seen many strange things in my life. I have watched my uncle argue with a police officer over a bribe, insisting he was simply "paying his respects." I have witnessed my neighbor tie a live chicken to his generator, claiming it would make the fuel last longer. But nothing, absolutely nothing, has ever confused me as much as my Auntie Margaret and her coffee-drinking habits.

gif from tenorI know this community is all about fun and funny stuff but bear with me. It's hard to come up with comedy posts as a Nigerian these days because nothing is funny in our country. Inflation is biting so hard and if you're like me and use public transport daily, then body odour bites even harder.

gif from tenorI know that I can be a little bit rough and raw with my words and I'm unapologetic about that. It's just how I am and a function of where I grew up. I love women, I respect them and I truly adore them irrespective of their facial limitations. I don't discriminate, as long as you have big booboo and arset.

gif from tenorAs a premise, I just want to state that I love fights. I love watching two individuals who despise each other go fist to fist with each other. It just gives me joy because I hate it when people keep malice when they could simply just settle it with their knuckles and save their hearts and minds the stress.

Image SourceEveryone loves a good fight or battle, whether it be in real life or in the movies. The type between two heavyweights where the fans of both sides hold their hearts in their hands, even as they chant and pray for victory in their fave’s favour; while the neutrals just salivate at the sight and taste of blood thas no connection to them.

It's been a quite a while when I made a foray into this space, sitting pretty on my pen and using the broom at its tip to wiggle through here with humor. It was like magic cos sometimes I even surprised myself. And it's not like I did not see the post by @oldsoulnewb about reviving this place and bringing it back to its glory days.