Hi, my name is Joe and I think, therefore what I am is a thinking monkey from outerspace.
Only kidding, I am a human starseed from orions belt, the concept of introducing ones self feels incredibly foreign to me. Almost like I'm having to put on a act, but I haven't been told who my character is or what my lines are.
I think the meaning of my life is to awaken out of this temporary illusion of separateness and to help transform this planet by bringing my own shine on things.
I like to watch sports such as football, golf, snooker and my taste in comedy is varied. Most nights I fall asleep listening to Karl Pilkington talk about hairy Chinese kids and monkeys that can rob banks.
What else can I say