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The Women’s March

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg The Women’s March worked. Trump was deposed. A pink pussy hat now president. Horny killers from...

I Can’t Tonight But How about Tuesday, She Says

Well no. I’m talking to you because you seem like you fuck fast. I fucked my ex. She only hurts me. I thought it would make it better to have another girl taste...

Second Date Idea

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/eharmony.jpg I want to chain you to a pipe. Stop taking birth control. Move into my sweaty apartment. Let go ...

How to Be a Screenwriter in Hollywood

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/adaptation-nicholas-cage.jpg (Note: this is from 2013; I'm sure in 2018 it's impossible to do any of this) If...

My First Ever Online Date

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg I was on Match. 2006. My “headline” was “You should totally go out with me.” A girl messaged ...

What people want from crypto

is to feel something. The feeling that they're smart, that their lives are going somewhere. The feeling that they're losing and then it pulls back up. That the ...

OKCupid: What I’m Doing with My Life Part 2

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/attitude-snowboarder.jpg I was unemployed for a while. Now I’m a gray corporate worm. I have a 401(k). I wear...

First Date

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/first-date.jpg They were at El Prado. He had mineral water. She had dry Riesling. So I have to ask you someth...

Maria

She had big tits and she was studying to be a mortician. Her OKCupid was all about death. Guatemalan I think. She wouldn’t fuck on the first date. I fingerfucke...

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/manic-pixie.jpg Here’s the whole fantasy. You are at the doctor’s office. Or at work. There is a pretty young...

Birthday 2015

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/horse.jpg 39 . Weird age to be a childless man looking for a secretarial job. Alone in a filthy apartment wit...

Fetish

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/nice-lake.jpg When I fuck a girl, to stay hard, I have to think about getting her pregnant, moving to the sub...

Let’s Go Out for Coffee, She Says

Well no. There are day date guys who take girls to coffee and museums. Then there are night date guys girls drink with later. On your night date the How’s OKCup...

Angel of the Morning

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/sa-color.png His buddy told him: try Seeking Arrangement. I put that I’m worth two million. I take them to a ...

Belinda

Are you surprised I’m here, said Belinda. Mexican girls don’t date white boys. Au contraire, he said, I’ve had every one in town but you. Not the real ones, she...

Coffee Shop Diary: A Pretty Girl

Damn, this girl is really pretty. Which means she’s dating some guy in a band. Some guy with a job. Some guy with a smaller nose and a bigger dick. Some guy who...

Fuck Los Angeles

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/pony-montana.jpg A four bedroom house in Hot Springs Montana is 99 thousand fucking dollars. Estimated mortga...

One Small Act of Kindness

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/Spiderwebwithfrost.jpg/1280px-Spiderwebwithfrost.jpg He lived alone. Every morning the same spider had...

Book Review: Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cosmouk.cdnds.net/14/47/980x1523/nrm1416307641-new-fifty-shades-grey-cover-pictur.jpg?resize=480: Right now, your mom is masturbatin...

Want Ads

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/job-interview-300.jpg Are you PASSIONATE about finance? Rock star Executive Assistant needed for C-level exec...