davordm(25)•in #funny•2882 days agoBad dayOne night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The father thought this was strange, but soon for...2davordm(25)•in funny•2882 days agoBad dayOne night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The father thought this was strange, but soon for...2
davordm(25)•in #new•2883 days agoFriendA friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and helps you. He is your friend. He's always th...2davordm(25)•in new•2883 days agoFriendA friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and helps you. He is your friend. He's always th...2
davordm(25)•in #new•2884 days agoCandiesConfectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection. Confectionery refers to the art of creating sugar based...1davordm(25)•in new•2884 days agoCandiesConfectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection. Confectionery refers to the art of creating sugar based...1
davordm(25)•in #funny•2885 days agoFerrariLady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smo...2davordm(25)•in funny•2885 days agoFerrariLady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smo...2
davordm(25)•in #funny•2887 days agoHeaven JokeA man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really did...0davordm(25)•in funny•2887 days agoHeaven JokeA man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really did...0
davordm(25)•in #funny•2889 days agoBusiness is businessA young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new st...1davordm(25)•in funny•2889 days agoBusiness is businessA young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new st...1
davordm(25)•in #trending•2890 days agoHappy Valentine's DayWhenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me, read this: laugh and realize how much you'r...0davordm(25)•in trending•2890 days agoHappy Valentine's DayWhenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me, read this: laugh and realize how much you'r...0
davordm(25)•in #funny•2891 days agoFliesA woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. - "What are you doing? " She asked. - "Hunting Flies" He responded. - "O...2davordm(25)•in funny•2891 days agoFliesA woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. - "What are you doing? " She asked. - "Hunting Flies" He responded. - "O...2
davordm(25)•in #new•2892 days agoHappy Friendship DayToday is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to all...8davordm(25)•in new•2892 days agoHappy Friendship DayToday is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to all...8
davordm(25)•in #funny•2895 days agoGynecological EchoA woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusuall...6davordm(25)•in funny•2895 days agoGynecological EchoA woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusuall...6
davordm(25)•in #funny•2902 days agoWHO AM INight. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he ...0davordm(25)•in funny•2902 days agoWHO AM INight. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he ...0
davordm(25)•in #music•2906 days agoBEST MUSIC BANDS AND SINGERS 4 : THE SMITHSThe Smiths The Smiths were an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1982. The band consisted of vocalist Morrissey, guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rour...8davordm(25)•in music•2906 days agoBEST MUSIC BANDS AND SINGERS 4 : THE SMITHSThe Smiths The Smiths were an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1982. The band consisted of vocalist Morrissey, guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rour...8
tomo15(-25)•in #funny•2907 days agoThe Perfect WifeI once met a man who said he was looking for the perfect wife. He told me that he needed to find someone who was beautiful, kind, loving, and very spiritually o...10tomo15(-25)•in funny•2907 days agoThe Perfect WifeI once met a man who said he was looking for the perfect wife. He told me that he needed to find someone who was beautiful, kind, loving, and very spiritually o...10
tomo15(-25)•in #poetry•2908 days agoMY LIFEShall I now live for her, for you, for me? I shall. And do you see: If not for her, what good for you or me? If not for me, what worth then she? If not for you,...15tomo15(-25)•in poetry•2908 days agoMY LIFEShall I now live for her, for you, for me? I shall. And do you see: If not for her, what good for you or me? If not for me, what worth then she? If not for you,...15
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2909 days agoSherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holm...16tomo15(-25)•in fun•2909 days agoSherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holm...16
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2909 days agoPASSWORDI decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."...12tomo15(-25)•in fun•2909 days agoPASSWORDI decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."...12
davordm(25)•in #fun•2909 days agoBLACK AND WHITEA black man talks to a white man: When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm col...6davordm(25)•in fun•2909 days agoBLACK AND WHITEA black man talks to a white man: When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm col...6
tomo15(-25)•in #fun•2909 days agoTwo strangersTwo strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker...34tomo15(-25)•in fun•2909 days agoTwo strangersTwo strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker...34
davordm(25)•in #poetry•2909 days agoA DREAMOnce a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I lay. Troubled, wildered, and forlorn, Dark, beni...9davordm(25)•in poetry•2909 days agoA DREAMOnce a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I lay. Troubled, wildered, and forlorn, Dark, beni...9
r2cornell(25)•in #flowers•2915 days agoTime to think SpringI have been extra busy so far in January. Looks to be settling down for awhile. I have so many responses to my posts and new followers. I have noticed a trend o...682r2cornell(25)•in flowers•2915 days agoTime to think SpringI have been extra busy so far in January. Looks to be settling down for awhile. I have so many responses to my posts and new followers. I have noticed a trend o...682
