Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I'm celebrating Freebie Friday.. I don't know if it's really a thing.. but it should be.. today's freebie was a great start to the day.. the only thing that could have been better was if it was free pussy, hell even free blow jobs gets me... MOIST

Good morning y'all... well that's lie number one.. it's been a horrible morning actually.. bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit.. the good news is that I'm finally getting home and getting high.. today must be a Monday..Not funny. Sorry. Not really, fuck yo couch. MoTD.

Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I'm showing off my balls.. hopefully there's a urologist on the blockchain who can assist.. My balls are very hard and ... colorful I guess I would describe it as.. hopefully it's not serious but you can never be to careful... especially when it comes to something as personal and your balls..

Good morning and welcome to today's show where I am recapping what went on yesterday... to start with I went to the dispensary, and bought a strain of weed that I have never tried before. Hell. I've never even heard of it before then. After that, I went out for a brutal eighteen holes of golf at Fossil Trace where I proceeded to get my ass kicked.. plus I lost A LOT of golf balls..

Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I'm sitting in a shit hole.. it's unbelievable how messy this house got last week.. especially since I wasn't here.. and neither was Beth.. but apparently all the shit we brought back us filled this apartment to over flowering.. I've already started laundry and still have about 4 more hours to go..

Good morning, and welcome to today's show where I am on the road again. I just left the McDonald's drive through.And I am headed north on 285 going back to Colorado. So I'm not sure if I made five thousand dollars on this trip, but I definitely spent five thousand dollars.. now it's just time for the insurance to decide until next time... Peace out Roswell..