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This could be the biggest morel mushroom found in 2025. It is 11.5 inches tall, 13.5 inches in circumference, and it weighs 0.88 pounds. I ultimately found a couple others that were in the 10.5 to 11 inch range but were skinnier. Overall the season has been extremely good for morel mushroom hunting. This is by far the biggest one I have ever found. It almost looks like something from the Avatar home world. No one in my family has ever seen one this big. It was close to the usual suspects of dead elm trees. In that immediate vicinity there was only one other mushroom that was about 1/4th the size of that one.

I found a couple more noteable mushrooms. This one was 10.5 inches long but didn't have the large circumference that the one yesterday had. Then there was another one that had busted in half that was over 11 inches long and a little larger base.

We went from Southern Maryland to Long Island to Avon, Ohio to the Chicagoland area for our annual California Dogecoin barnstormer schedule. A lot of great things happened a long the way but it was also very exhausting.

This might be the biggest mushroom found in North America in 2025! 🍄💪😎It is 11.5" tall. 13.5" in circumference and it weighs 0.88 pounds. This is the biggest morel mushroom I have ever found by a long shot and no one in my family have ever seen one this big!

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