brandt(25)•in #proofofbrain•1257 days agoThreadbare fare with a side of violence fries and a shot of Fireball on the houseHello and welcome to this free range organic hand tossed disaster of a writing composition I decided to whip up for you from scratch for some dumb reason. If yo...33brandt(25)•in proofofbrain•1257 days agoThreadbare fare with a side of violence fries and a shot of Fireball on the houseHello and welcome to this free range organic hand tossed disaster of a writing composition I decided to whip up for you from scratch for some dumb reason. If yo...33
brandt(25)•in #writing•1350 days agoA new take on the old-fashionedUhh, hello there. Yeah just go ahead and have a seat I guess. Sure. So now that you're here I got a question for you: What if I told you something you didn't wa...27brandt(25)•in writing•1350 days agoA new take on the old-fashionedUhh, hello there. Yeah just go ahead and have a seat I guess. Sure. So now that you're here I got a question for you: What if I told you something you didn't wa...27
brandt(25)•in #writing•1353 days agoMisdirected confidanceSo hey the quaint little Main Street café slash bar where I'd normally be drinking some hazy india pale ale and writing a super juicy blog post about relationsh...23brandt(25)•in writing•1353 days agoMisdirected confidanceSo hey the quaint little Main Street café slash bar where I'd normally be drinking some hazy india pale ale and writing a super juicy blog post about relationsh...23
brandt(25)•in #writing•1358 days agoHalf an inch max, accumulation unlikelyWell it's nearly the end of April here in Colorado as it also is almost everywhere else in the rest of the world right now, and so naturally last night I paid l...19brandt(25)•in writing•1358 days agoHalf an inch max, accumulation unlikelyWell it's nearly the end of April here in Colorado as it also is almost everywhere else in the rest of the world right now, and so naturally last night I paid l...19
brandt(25)•in #writing•1359 days agoOn happiness, and how I've made it mineSitting here in the driver seat of my car shivering a good deal and supping on a most generous passenger-side spread of oyster crackers and generic spam-like lu...19brandt(25)•in writing•1359 days agoOn happiness, and how I've made it mineSitting here in the driver seat of my car shivering a good deal and supping on a most generous passenger-side spread of oyster crackers and generic spam-like lu...19
brandt(25)•in #writing•1361 days agoHey, stranger> Hey where you headed stranger? Work. > Oh I thought you quit? I did. I've got a different job now. > Oh where at? The Tavern on Main. > Oh nice! Yeah they nee...12brandt(25)•in writing•1361 days agoHey, stranger> Hey where you headed stranger? Work. > Oh I thought you quit? I did. I've got a different job now. > Oh where at? The Tavern on Main. > Oh nice! Yeah they nee...12
warpedpoetic(25)•in #hive-179804•1362 days agoWhy I will not voteI believe that voting for anyone who has uttered a devotion to and for a position in the next dispensation in this our continually nascent democracy will be a m...0warpedpoetic(25)•in hive-179804•1362 days agoWhy I will not voteI believe that voting for anyone who has uttered a devotion to and for a position in the next dispensation in this our continually nascent democracy will be a m...0
brandt(25)•in #writing•1362 days agoCatchy title with SEO keyword. Sentence case. Short, snappy, and provocative BUT no profanity or words longer than 3 syllablesPlaceholder image. Remove and insert new. Also add image alt text with SEO keyword: Photo credit Catchy H2 heading with SEO keyword Introduction, 2 or 3 grafs m...4brandt(25)•in writing•1362 days agoCatchy title with SEO keyword. Sentence case. Short, snappy, and provocative BUT no profanity or words longer than 3 syllablesPlaceholder image. Remove and insert new. Also add image alt text with SEO keyword: Photo credit Catchy H2 heading with SEO keyword Introduction, 2 or 3 grafs m...4
brandt(25)•in #writing•1364 days agoRegarding the Honda CRF 250R dirt bike I found abandoned at the bottom of a drainage near Longview, COThis post was supposed to have been posted yesterday but as you can see it's being posted today instead which means that it's probably been thought by you that ...13brandt(25)•in writing•1364 days agoRegarding the Honda CRF 250R dirt bike I found abandoned at the bottom of a drainage near Longview, COThis post was supposed to have been posted yesterday but as you can see it's being posted today instead which means that it's probably been thought by you that ...13
brandt(25)•in #writing•1365 days agoNice things about darknessThe nice thing about darkness is it gives you a perfectly good reason to go walking around at night wearing a headlamp without having to worry about providing a...7brandt(25)•in writing•1365 days agoNice things about darknessThe nice thing about darkness is it gives you a perfectly good reason to go walking around at night wearing a headlamp without having to worry about providing a...7
brandt(25)•in #writing•1370 days agoResidentially challenged is the new unhoused is the new homelessThe only purpose this sentence serves is to start a post that I was having trouble starting up to the point when this sentence started. Thanks to that last sent...8brandt(25)•in writing•1370 days agoResidentially challenged is the new unhoused is the new homelessThe only purpose this sentence serves is to start a post that I was having trouble starting up to the point when this sentence started. Thanks to that last sent...8
litguru(25)•in #hive-181017•1372 days agoIn the Land of the Dancing Flames- Day 1.3A spartan shack by the Arabian sea The sound of crows loudly and raucously filtered through the wooden roof. The waves crashed on the shore and made a wonderful...3litguru(25)•in hive-181017•1372 days agoIn the Land of the Dancing Flames- Day 1.3A spartan shack by the Arabian sea The sound of crows loudly and raucously filtered through the wooden roof. The waves crashed on the shore and made a wonderful...3
corvidae(25)•in #blog•1372 days agoyou can read my journal if you want but if you don't want to read that's ok you can just look at the picturesAll pictures and words copyright Anna Horvitz (me) and cannot be used without my consent....23corvidae(25)•in blog•1372 days agoyou can read my journal if you want but if you don't want to read that's ok you can just look at the picturesAll pictures and words copyright Anna Horvitz (me) and cannot be used without my consent....23
brandt(25)•in #writing•1373 days agoProposalAs you all know I usually try to have a post up by 5pm Mountain Time every single day but today I was a bit distracted by the work I've been doing on my proposa...9brandt(25)•in writing•1373 days agoProposalAs you all know I usually try to have a post up by 5pm Mountain Time every single day but today I was a bit distracted by the work I've been doing on my proposa...9
brandt(25)•in #writing•1375 days agoA blog about a bad appleThis morning I woke up by rolling out of bed while still asleep in a misguided attempt to escape the acid that was vaporizing the sheets in the midst of my nigh...10brandt(25)•in writing•1375 days agoA blog about a bad appleThis morning I woke up by rolling out of bed while still asleep in a misguided attempt to escape the acid that was vaporizing the sheets in the midst of my nigh...10
brandt(25)•in #writing•1377 days agoRelationship adviceFor several months now misery has been telling me how much she loves my company and really wants us to take things to the next level, and for more or less the e...18brandt(25)•in writing•1377 days agoRelationship adviceFor several months now misery has been telling me how much she loves my company and really wants us to take things to the next level, and for more or less the e...18
brandt(25)•in #writing•1378 days agoApril 5, 2022Dear Diary: Wow, can you believe it's Tuesday already? I feel like the week just started yesterday but here we are at Tuesday already. I know technically the we...3brandt(25)•in writing•1378 days agoApril 5, 2022Dear Diary: Wow, can you believe it's Tuesday already? I feel like the week just started yesterday but here we are at Tuesday already. I know technically the we...3
brandt(25)•in #writing•1380 days agoMe and my bloody cold feetI'd like to officially apologize for the minor formatting error in yesterday's post but I'm quite simply too pretentious to admit that I made a mistake and shou...3brandt(25)•in writing•1380 days agoMe and my bloody cold feetI'd like to officially apologize for the minor formatting error in yesterday's post but I'm quite simply too pretentious to admit that I made a mistake and shou...3
brandt(25)•in #writing•1380 days agoApril is for foolsI've been talking to myself a lot lately but like a fool I haven't been listening. For example the other day I said to myself, Don't go into that bar because th...5brandt(25)•in writing•1380 days agoApril is for foolsI've been talking to myself a lot lately but like a fool I haven't been listening. For example the other day I said to myself, Don't go into that bar because th...5
brandt(25)•in #writing•1384 days agoMistakesThe other day I stumbled across an interesting new study published in the journal Daily Scientific Convictions where researchers gathered data from a representa...23brandt(25)•in writing•1384 days agoMistakesThe other day I stumbled across an interesting new study published in the journal Daily Scientific Convictions where researchers gathered data from a representa...23
