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HODL Has Never Been So Profitable - Boldman Capital, Decentralized Investment Fund

I was born to be late to everything. According to my mom, I was late to my own birthday (due on the 5th, popped out two minutes past midnight on the 6th). Hell,...

Short horror story contest by destinysaid and winner of the previous round

Hello steemians! In a bid to get the old brain running and have individuals spur up their creativity, I created the short horror story contest a while back. It ...

StrongArm Series #1 (Idioms) - TBAF v NIF

I’d always found idioms weird. Moreso when I found a game where I was supposed to match up idioms with their conflicting counterparts as a kid. You see, I alway...

Armchair Rant - Fear is Here to Stay; Hallelujah

Quick question: Where are you right now? I’m guessing you’re at home. If you’re not at home, then by all means, go home. Leave work, school, whatever, and just ...

Special Armchair Edition: "Batman Ninja" Review

I have no idea how to write a movie review. But all the time when I was watching Batman Ninja, I knew that I would kick myself silly if I didn’t write something...

Armchair Musings #12 - Why Does The Weakness of Others Make Us Stronger?

We have a bathroom at home. It's an ugly little thing, always had roaches in it. We normally never use it (it's the guest bathroom, in a home full of largely an...

STEEMIT HAIKU CONTEST # WEEK 23: (Original Contest)

STEEMIT HAIKU CONTEST Make Haikus Great Again! In Japanese Style...Created by Moonlee & Dedicated To All Haiku Fans... Rules 1... Upvote this post and resteem i...

The Brink of Twilight

My Heart shivers,  At the brink of Twilight. Cast your Shadow over Me, Take Me where the Light can't creep....

Rumplestiltskin's Killer 📖Poetry💻Contest - Round 25

https://steemitimages.com/DQmUH4MdfX2TM4wd7GKk4pPFSt9WLuCriRFX4uQWg6qjsUM/image.png A Poetry Contest enter below your link in the comments to let me know. The r...

Armchair Musings #11 - Being Wise Isn't Always A Good Thing

"The only beard better than a full grey beard is a half beard." My mother was taking a sip from her drink when she coughed again. I wasn’t sure if it was becaus...

Armchair Musings #10 - Names CAN Hurt You, Just Don't Let Them

“It’s just a dumb name, don’t let it bother you”. I was standing in a Chinese shop, half unsure of whether I should get Chinese or just pretend to have plans to...

NDJT Episode Two: Teasing You All Over

All Ye Randy Nigerians, hearken to me.  @mimy is holding a contest. There's prizes to be won, courtesy of @ehiboss and many other Steemians, laughs to be h...

NDJT EPISODE TWO: Teasing you all over. Every one wins and also we have special winners. Cash prizes would be given out to winners.

Hello Steemians! NDJT is here again. It is here to crack your ribs! NDJT is a contest where you are dared to say the truth by answering crazily cool questions. ...

Armchair Musings #9 - What Drives You To Be Driven, And How To Use It

“Here, this’ll help”. She handed me a mug, filled to the brim with what I assume was coffee. Her breath stank of tobacco and alcohol (or was that just her?), an...

Armchair Musings #8 - Why Do We Stay With The Bad (Part 2 of 2)

“All of this just makes me sick” I feigned being jolted from near slumber, but it was rather poor acting. Everyone in the room knew my insomnia will keep me up ...

STEEM-LAGOS WEEKLY GIVEAWAY WINNERs FOR WEEK 21... ENTRIES OPENS FOR WEEK 22

Hello Steemains here is the 21st week @steem-lagos weekly giveaway winner announcement. This week, we want to put a twist to it and spread the love once more th...

Rumplestiltskin's Killer 📖Poetry💻Contest - Round 14

A Poetry Contest enter below put your link in the comments to let me know. The rules the rules Need we much? Just a few, they are as such: 1 -use killerpoetry i...

Armchair Musings #8 - Why Do We Leave Good For Bad (Part 1 of 2)

I need more male friends. I sat at a round table discussion with my not male friends, being an unwilling party in the latest “men are scum” dance. I did my best...

DON'T GET A KNIFE, GET HELP!

Photo Credit:Pexels “It happened last night. It happened last night. It happened last night. It...” The words writhed and slithered and dragged their fetid claw...

If You'd Just Give Me A Chance - A Poem

I'd write you a lullaby, If my voice is too coarse, Bringing these strings and drums, Roaring to life with my pen. I'd grace your silk sheets, With the ink of m...